Christmas
Hello guys! Christmas is holiday too. But Valentines Day is better! Merry Christmas, Happy Christmas!!!
Hello guys! Christmas is holiday too. But Valentines Day is better! Merry Christmas, Happy Christmas!!!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.
What do you think it means?”
“You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Chocolate Chip Toffee Cookies
Ingredients
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup shortening
1/4 cup honey
1 egg
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped white chocolate
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
Valentine Zoo
By Karl Fuchs
I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the wonderful creatures I love.