Entries Tagged as 'Valentines Day Jokes'

Knock Knock Valentines Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

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Meaning of Dreams - Valentines Day Joke

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.
What do you think it means?”
“You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.