Valentines Day Poems

Christmas

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:45:28 +0000

Hello guys! Christmas is holiday too. But Valentines Day is better! Merry Christmas, Happy Christmas!!!

Knock Knock Valentines Jokes

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:58:39 +0000

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

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Meaning of Dreams - Valentines Day Joke

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:54:43 +0000

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day.
What do you think it means?”
“You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.

Chocolate Valentines Recipes

admin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:30:28 +0000

Chocolate Chip Toffee Cookies

Ingredients
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup shortening
1/4 cup honey
1 egg
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped white chocolate

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Funny Valentines Day Quotes

admin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:22:52 +0000

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

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Funny Valentines Day Poem - Valentine Zoo

admin — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:10:22 +0000

Valentine Zoo
By Karl Fuchs

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the wonderful creatures I love.

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